Wednesday, September 26, 2007

On the subject of Alisher Usmanov's BMI

The draft timeline is complete and is being checked for accuracy. Here's a little thought for you while you wait...

BMI = a statistical measure of the weight of a person scaled according to height.

Mr Usmanov's BMI could safely be described to be in the 'overweight' or 'obese' class, and you may even somehow convince him to settle for a public test to settle the matter once and for all...

... but I think we can do better than that, don't you?


Now let that be the end of it.

[Mind you, if a solid case can be made that Alisher Usmanov conducts himself in a manner not unlike that of the fictional character Jabba the Hutt and you can work Leia's metal bikini into the equation, well, *then* you might have something.]

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